Abigail Burdess - World's worst dance
One two three, step two three, one two three, I’m so sorry, I’ve crushed your toes. Swing your partners round and round this week, it’s time for us to chassis our way into the World’s Worst Dance. Grabbing us round the waist and clinging on for dear life is our guest, the comedian, writer and actress Abigail Burdess, who has a few choice words for Morris dancers everywhere. Meanwhile, Ben takes us to the early days of modern dance with a look at Stravinksy’s ‘Rite of Spring’ as choreographed by a horse, and Barry diagnoses dancing plagues and broken penises.
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daniel bye - world's worst political theatre
We're endeavouring to look Very Serious Indeed as we grapple with thorny topic of political theatre. We're joined by director, actor and theatre-maker Daniel Bye who gets stuck into an episode packed full of history, literature, one-upmanship, shouting at people in crates, Elizabethan coups and an awful lot of codfish and rhubarb spoken about Shakespeare.
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Molly ker hawn - world’s worst fictional child
In this episode we line up some of the stickiest, naughtiest, most badly behaved and obnoxiously prodigious children ever created by authors and line them up for six of the best. We're joined by literary agent Molly Ker Hawn, someone who is steeped in children's literature as National Programs Director at the Children’s Book Council and a past board member of the United States Board on Books for Young People. Like all good agents she knows what she likes and doesn't hold back when she finds something that doesn't cut the mustard. We end up talking about Belgian newspapers, Roman foundational myths, Roald Dahl's offcuts and an audacious wartime fraud.
Tristan Bernays - world's worst sex scene
Stick on some mood music, dim the lights, burn some incense and relax as we lather on the baby-oil in the company of playwright Tristan Bernays. This orgy of awful is all about the World's Worst Sex Scene and there are some - literal - bangers in here for you. There are appearances by the Marquis de Sade and Morrissey, we take a trip to the brothels of Pompeii and we discover that men will have sex with literally anything - even picnic tables. Genuinely, if you are a bit squeamish, there are some very rude bits in the show. However, if you like that sort of thing, then lay back and let rip!
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Iszi lawrence - world's worst poet
Comic, podcast host and Brazilian jiu-jitsuist Iszi Lawrence shares doggerel and broken verse with us as she shares her own experience of living with tame poet A F Harold. We talk about the golden age of bad Victorian poets such as William McGonagall, cheese-obsessed James McIntyre and Theophilus Marzials, who held the word 'plop' in far too high regard.
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Sam lebens - world's worst messiah
Rabbi, academic and philosopher Sam Lebens flew all the way over from Israel to debate the worst saviour in history. From amoral sheisters like Moses of Crete to randy Torah-marriers like Sabbatai Zevi, by way of Kevin Keegan and the Anabaptists, the list of people who promised much but delivered little is a long one.
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richard soames - world's worst word
Actor, comedian, improviser and member of British sketch legends The Beta Males, Richard Soames helps us find the opposite of a bon mot. We sample some industrial-strength swearing, uncover the smuggest sounds in the universe and discover a shocking truth about the end of World War 2.
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sarah bennetto - world's worst fairy tale
Comedian, master storyteller and starry-eyed force for happiness in the world Sarah Bennetto helped us unveil some of the most bloodthirsty, amoral and downright weird tales from the pages of the Brother's Grimm, Charles Perrault, Giambattista Basile and more.
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Archie Maddocks - World's Worst Playwight
Comedian, writer and Bruntwood Prize nominated playwright Archie Maddocks is unafraid to throw some punches in his chosen field. He doesn't pause in his takedown of Pinter, Ben gets personal and discovers that Steve Bannon was making awful decisions in the last century and Barry talks about some moose.
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JOHN HENRY FALLE - WORLD'S WORST MYTHICAL BEAST
Actor, improviser, comedian and 9th century bard, John Henry Falle is an absolute force of nature. He whirls onto this episode to share tales of Antaeus - the biggest bro in Greek mythology, some disgusting Japanese goblins and the US Air Force's unlikely unofficial mascot.
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