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Ep 104: Myq Kaplan – World’s Worst Guest Monday, January 28th, 2019

Be our guests, be our guests - in fact, the man doing just that (via Skype) is American stand-up Myq Kaplan, who is getting very meta as he chose the topic World's Worst Guest, and strives to live up to the title Meanwhile, Barry tells us about the man who broke into Buckingham Palace and served himself a cheeseboard, while Ben looks at chat show meltdowns and Japanese retirement parties gone horribly wrong Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde @myqkaplan Visit wwwworstfootforwardpodcastcom for all previous episodes and you can donate to us on Patreon if you’d like to support us as we venture forth into professional recording studios: https://wwwpatreoncom/WorstFootForward Worst Foot Forward is part of Podnose:...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Miscellaneous, Podcast, Worst Foot Forward

Ep 104: Myq Kaplan – World’s Worst Guest

Ep 103: Tom Hall & Andrew Gruen – World’s Worst Escape Monday, January 21st, 2019

Over the past five years the phenomenon of escape rooms has exploded all over the globe and this week our two guests are creators of several remarkable ones in London  Tom and Andrew join us to talk about what goes wrong when people try to escape  There are tales of hidden papal tunnels, ice skating queens and the most Australian disguise in history Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde @Tom_J_Hall @theandrewgruen @MH_Escape Visit wwwworstfootforwardpodcastcom for all previous episodes and you can donate to us on Patreon if you’d like to support us as we venture forth into professional recording studios: https://wwwpatreoncom/WorstFootForward Worst Foot Forward is part of...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, History & Politics, Podcast, Worst Foot Forward

Ep 103: Tom Hall & Andrew Gruen – World’s Worst Escape

Ep 102: Oliver Powell – World’s Worst Advert Monday, January 14th, 2019

We’re indulging our consumerist instincts this week in the company of actor, host of the Average at Best Podcast and star of countless commercials, Oliver Powell Ollie helps us glaze over in the face of the World’s Worst Adverts, with insights into life on the set of his recent Durex ad Barry examines the product placement habits of 007, and Ben describes the public service advert of your nightmares Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde @oliverpowell Visit wwwworstfootforwardpodcastcom for all previous episodes and you can donate to us on Patreon if you’d like to support us as we venture forth into professional recording studios: https://wwwpatreoncom/WorstFootForward Worst Foot Forward is part of Podnose:...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Best of the Worst of the Best, Podcast, TV & Film, Worst Foot Forward

Ep 102: Oliver Powell – World’s Worst Advert

Ep 101: Sooz Kempner – World’s Worst Diva Monday, January 7th, 2019

Pop on your diamante slippers, swish your feather boa around your neck and strut your way in 2019 with tales of the world's worst divas  Accompanied by magnificent musical comic Sooz Kempner we tell the tales of Handel's warring divas, Freddie Mercury's run-ins with Sid Vicious (and a lot of dwarves) and why the heir to the British throne doesn't understand how sandwiches work Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde @SoozUK Visit wwwworstfootforwardpodcastcom for all previous episodes and you can now donate to us on Patreon if you’d like to support Ben’s new baby and Barry’s crippling trivia addiction: https://wwwpatreoncom/WorstFootForward Worst Foot Forward is part of...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Music, Podcast, Worst Foot Forward

Ep 101: Sooz Kempner – World’s Worst Diva

Ep 100b: The World’s Worst ‘Best of 2018’ Episode Sunday, December 30th, 2018

New Year’s Eve, the clocks tick towards midnight with the prospect of turning the page on 2018 BUT NO! We keep you firmly rooted in the past as we look back at our so-called “best bits” from episodes released over the past year There are returns for several old friends, not least the French president who died in flagrante delicto, an unwitting newsreader with a numerical disadvantage, and an English toff brandishing a wasp gun Thanks for listening in 2018 and here’s to a 2019 full of more of the world’s worst stuff Love, Barry & Ben Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde Visit wwwworstfootforwardpodcastcom for all previous episodes and you can now donate to us on Patreon if you’d like to support Ben’s new baby and Barry’s crippling trivia addiction: https://wwwpatreoncom/WorstFootForward Worst Foot Forward is part of Podnose:...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Best of the Worst of the Best, Podcast, Worst Foot Forward

Ep 100b: The World’s Worst ‘Best of 2018’ Episode

Ep 100a: Best of the Worst of the Best 3 Monday, December 24th, 2018

This week we head to the appendix of our encyclopaedia of heroic failure and talk about some stone cold heroes Way back in early 2017 we talked about the worst board games, fairy tales, professional wrestlers, TV comedies and first dates - now Ben and Barry return to the scene of the crimes to laud some champions  On our way we uncover the real story behind Beauty and the Beast, why Calvin Coolidge was a hit with the ladies and laud a big, battle-scarred bear with a scabby heart of gold Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde Visit wwwworstfootforwardpodcastcom for all previous episodes and you can now donate to us on Patreon if you’d like to support Ben’s new baby and Barry’s crippling trivia addiction: https://wwwpatreoncom/WorstFootForward Worst Foot Forward is part of...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Best of the Worst of the Best, Miscellaneous, Podcast, Worst Foot Forward

Ep 100a: Best of the Worst of the Best 3

Ep 100: Ben and Barry – World’s Worst Century Monday, December 17th, 2018

Sweet holy mother of everything that's heroically awful: we made it to 100 episodes!  To celebrate Ben and Barry drill down into everything terrible about the number 100: from dodgy bank notes to terrible cricketers and golfers, suspiciously young super-centenarians, premature wartime celebrations and bang average cars As ever, we take you on a journey including all human life from Ancient Etruscans to disappearing Carolingians, via the Venerable Bede and Edward VII Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde Visit wwwworstfootforwardpodcastcom for all previous episodes and you can now donate to us on Patreon if you’d like to support Ben’s new baby and Barry’s crippling trivia addiction: https://wwwpatreoncom/WorstFootForward Worst Foot Forward is part of...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, History & Politics, Podcast, Worst Foot Forward

Ep 100: Ben and Barry – World’s Worst Century

Ep 99: Anuvab Pal – World’s Worst Empire Monday, December 10th, 2018

We are boldly setting out to civilise you this week, as we talk about the World’s Worst Empire Our guest this week is regular contributor to satirical podcast The Bugle, comedian and writer Anuvab Pal As a native of India, and with Barry as his sidekick, Anuvab gives the British Empire a bemused and loving revision Barry takes us all the way from Haiti to a galaxy far, far away, and Ben has a nosey around the micronations of the world, in all their tax-evading glory  Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde @AnuvabPal Visit wwwworstfootforwardpodcastcom for all previous episodes and you can now donate to us on Patreon if you’d like to support Ben’s new baby and Barry’s crippling trivia addiction: https://wwwpatreoncom/WorstFootForward Worst Foot Forward is part of Podnose:...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, History & Politics, Podcast, Worst Foot Forward

Ep 99: Anuvab Pal – World’s Worst Empire

Ep 98: Lucy Johnston – World’s Worst Vending Machine Monday, December 3rd, 2018

Inspired by the mot batshit crazy Patreon suggestions we've had so far, we plunged head first into the surprisingly fertile and unsurprisingly weird world of terrible vending machines Thankfully we had a responsible adult with us as our guide in the shape of Lucy Johnston - author, curator, futures consultant and, as it turns out, a fairly impressive authority on vending machines This week we discover a Roman inventor to rival Da Vinci, the folly of Piggly Wiggly, a lobster nightmare and, of course absolutely loads of bizarre stuff from Japan Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde @destructo9000 Visit wwwworstfootforwardpodcastcom for all previous episodes and you can now donate to us on Patreon if you’d like to support Ben’s new baby and Barry’s crippling trivia addiction: https://wwwpatreoncom/WorstFootForward Worst Foot Forward is part of...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Miscellaneous, Podcast, Worst Foot Forward

Ep 98: Lucy Johnston – World’s Worst Vending Machine

Ep 97: Andrew O’Neill – World’s Worst God Monday, November 26th, 2018

Our listeners, who art in the internet, hallowed be this episode of Worst Foot Forward We are getting blasphemous this week in every possible religion by denouncing the World's Worst God with comic, musician and practicer of magic, Andrew O'Neill We look at obscure ancient deities, eternal bacon, Dutch eel-vendors and Andrew tells us about the ultimate case of 'cutting your nose of to spite your face' Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde @destructo9000 Visit wwwworstfootforwardpodcastcom for all previous episodes and you can now donate to us on Patreon if you’d like to support Ben’s new baby and Barry’s crippling trivia addiction: https://wwwpatreoncom/WorstFootForward Worst Foot Forward is part of Podnose:...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, History & Politics, Podcast, Worst Foot Forward

Ep 97: Andrew O’Neill – World’s Worst God

Ep 96: Anna Ploszajski – World’s Worst Material Monday, November 19th, 2018

We're joined this week by the eminently qualified Dr Anna Ploszajski - Young Engineer of the Year, Channel Swimmer, science explainer and graphene-hater to talk about the worst material on earth As eclectic as ever, we uncover a World War 2 plan by the British military to create aircraft carriers out of icebergs made of ice and sawdust, the blackest substance on earth, an astonishingly petty art spat featuring Anish Kapoor and how to make a prison that Ant Man could never escape from Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde @AnnaPloszajski Visit wwwworstfootforwardpodcastcom for all previous episodes and you can now donate to us on Patreon if you’d like to support Ben’s new baby and Barry’s crippling trivia addiction: wwwpatreoncom/WorstFootForward Worst Foot Forward is part of Podnose:...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Podcast, Science & Nature, Worst Foot Forward

Ep 96: Anna Ploszajski – World’s Worst Material

Ep 95: Schalk Bezuidenhout – World’s Worst Gig Monday, November 12th, 2018

Testing, one two one two, is this thing on… We’re met by a mix of cricket sounds, flying bottles and scathing reviews this week as we perform the World’s Worst Gig We have the company of South African comic Schalk Bezuidenhout who shares a first-person tale of steakhouses, strippers and stand-up Ben takes us to the worst Beatles gig ever (those of you playing the Ben/Beatles drinking game, down it) and Barry goes to the not-so-genteel theatres of Covent Garden Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde @shalkiebez Visit wwwworstfootforwardpodcastcom for all previous episodes and you can now donate to us on Patreon if you’d like to support Ben’s new baby and Barry’s crippling trivia addiction: https://wwwpatreoncom/WorstFootForward Worst Foot Forward is part of Podnose:...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Music, Podcast, Worst Foot Forward

Ep 95: Schalk Bezuidenhout – World’s Worst Gig

Ep 94: Mike Stuchberry – World’s Worst Epidemic Monday, November 5th, 2018

This week we're donning our sterilised plastic gloves, three face masks and a full hazmat suit as we prepare to deal with the world's most peculiar, disturbing and deadly epidemics We're joined by outstanding historian and curator of one of the most informative and sinister Twitter feeds around, Mike Stuchbery Together we talk about renaissance nuns pretending to be cats, Singaporean men who think their wangers have disappeared and why it’s never a good idea to throw a smallpox party We also discover the unusual genesis of cooties (hi America listeners!), dabble in some medieval witchcraft and discover why Portuguese schoolchildren have taken the biscuit with excuses for taking days off school Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde @mikestuchbery_ Visit wwwworstfootforwardpodcastcom for all previous episodes and you can now donate to us on Patreon if you’d like to support Ben’s new baby and Barry’s crippling trivia addiction: wwwpatreoncom/WorstFootForward Worst Foot Forward is part of Podnose:...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, History & Politics, Podcast, Worst Foot Forward

Ep 94: Mike Stuchberry – World’s Worst Epidemic

Ep 93: Joel Morris – World’s Worst Musical Film Monday, October 29th, 2018

This week we are jazz-handing, kicklining and tumbling sideways off a swirling staircase into a pile of soggy Busby Berkeley girls It’s time for us to explore the World’s Worst Musical Films with a show-stopping guest in the form of acclaimed comedy writer Joel Morris If you think you’ve seen bad musicals well, you ain’t heard nothing yet folks Barry plots his way through a plotless film starring The Beegees but using the music of The Beatles, Joel teaches us to be sexy with octogenarian Mae West and Ben…oh Ben…Ben gives us the gift of Franz Liszt Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde @gralefrit @ruleofthreepod Visit wwwworstfootforwardpodcastcom for all previous episodes and you can now donate to us on Patreon if you’d like to support Ben’s new baby and Barry’s crippling trivia addiction: https://wwwpatreoncom/WorstFootForward Worst Foot Forward is part of Podnose:...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Podcast, TV & Film, Worst Foot Forward

Ep 93: Joel Morris – World’s Worst Musical Film

Ep 92: Aidan Goatley – World’s Worst Tattoo Sunday, October 21st, 2018

Bite down hard and prepare to feel some unusual pain as we inflict the world's worst tattoos on you Joined by the charming stand-up comic Aidan Goatley we return to the terrifying world of Russian prisons, uncover some creepy Cold War secret, Japanese pelts, the mysterious Edith and why early 20th century royalty were absolutely covered in ink Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde @MrAidanGoatley Visit wwwworstfootforwardpodcastcom for all previous episodes and you can now donate to us on Patreon if you’d like to support Ben’s new baby and Barry’s crippling trivia addiction: wwwpatreoncom/WorstFootForward Worst Foot Forward is part of Podnose:...


Filed Under: Art & Literature, Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Podcast, Worst Foot Forward

Ep 92: Aidan Goatley – World’s Worst Tattoo