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Ep 44: Ria Lina – World’s Worst Legal Defence Monday, November 6th, 2017
Order in court for this week's episode as we tackle the thorny issues of terrible legal defences With us is one of our most qualified and talented guests - an expert in forensics, criminology and how to get away with anything, plus a mean performer on the stand-up and cabaret circuit: it's Ria Lina With Ria's assistance Ben and Barry work out the best way to murder each other and then head onwards to the gnarly thickets of ridiculous legal behaviour This mega-episode covers a huge amount including trial by combat (and ordeal and poisoned chicken skin) in medieval Europe and 19th century Madagascar, Al Capone's misdeeds in and out of the bedroom and the least plausible heart attack in history Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde...
Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Best of the Worst of the Best, History & Politics, Podcast, Worst Foot Forward
Ep 43: Archie Maddocks – World’s Worst Playwright Monday, October 30th, 2017
Curtain up! This week's guest is Archie Maddocks, a stand-up comedian as well as a multi-nominated playwright - his work has been shortlisted for both the highly prestigious Bruntwood Prize and Alfred Fagon Award in 2017 We train both barrels on word-wranglers and script-screwer-uppers as we take on some of the World's Worst Playwrights Ben gets personal, Barry talks unstageable stage directions and Archie takes down no less than a Nobel Prize winner Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde...
Filed Under: Art & Literature, Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Podcast, Worst Foot Forward
Ep 42: Lolo Brow – World’s Worst Burlesque Sunday, October 22nd, 2017
We laid out the green carpet and welcoming the Lizard Queen of British Burlesque Lolo Brow to dish the dirt on the worst burlesque of all time She's a woman who takes her job very seriously and reveals the challenges, skills, secrets and invention behind becoming a top class performer Don't worry though, we've also got our usual helping of disaster, including a watery New Orleans show that shocked audiences in the 1940s, the story of the first ever striptease, some truly astonishing chastity pants and all the questions you ever wanted to ask about an elephant's trunk but were too afraid to ask Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde...
Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, History & Politics, Podcast, Worst Foot Forward
Ep 41: Morgan & West – World’s Worst Magic Trick Monday, October 16th, 2017
Izzy wizzy, let’s get busy with a whole heap of magic and mystery Ben and Barry are joined by Morgan & West, Time Travelling Magicians, who saw us in half, catch our bullets and pull rabbits from our nether regions in search of the World’s Worst Magic Trick Among the weird and wonderful sights we behold are an Ancient Egyptian who could separate a goose from its head, a wartime prestidigitator of dubious repute and a whole London cab-full of doves Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde @MorganandWest @morganmagic...
Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, History & Politics, Podcast, Worst Foot Forward
Ep 40: Amelia Womack – World’s Worst Environmentalist Sunday, October 8th, 2017
As the storm clouds of climate change begin to whirl around us we thought it was time we talked to an expert who could help us point the finger at the worst environmentalists of all time We uncovered hapless inventors, murderers with good(ish) intentions and extremely poor doings involving anyone called Nigel Our guest and guide through these choppy waters is Amelia Womack, the Deputy Leader of the UK Green Party Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde...
Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, History & Politics, Podcast, Worst Foot Forward
Ep 39: Ben Mepsted – World’s Worst Striker Monday, October 2nd, 2017
Goooooooaaaaaalllllllll! For those of you expecting a podcast about the world’s worst takers of industrial action - sorry, this one is about football strikers Joining us is the host of The Football Question podcast, Ben Mepsted, to help us find some of the most backwards forwards ever (and indeed, never) to find the net As always there are some fun facts - what man has played international football in four decades, why Fabrizio Ravanelli makes an excellent masturbation aid, and what IS the best anagram of David Ginola And there are some genuinely crazy stories including the tale of George Weah’s "cousin", the best Brazilian never to play football and one man’s mission to destroy Micronesia Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde...
Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Best of the Worst of the Best, Podcast, Sport, Worst Foot Forward
Ep 38: Richard Soames – World’s Worst Word Sunday, September 24th, 2017
Get some ice cool ear muffs ready for this episode as your ears are going to be burning by the end of it! Barry and Ben interview sketch comedy's MrNice Guy Richard Soames about the worst word human beings have ever spoken It should go without saying that we really give the explicit rating a good working over on this one as we explore all the best curse words in English, Russian, German, Icelandic and Italian Don't worry though, it's not all profanity - we also take up arms against the worst neologisms of the 21st century, suggest a future for Conor McGregor in the theatre and uncover a shocking truth about the end of World War 2 Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde...
Filed Under: Art & Literature, Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Best of the Worst of the Best, Podcast, Worst Foot Forward
Ep 37b: World’s Worst Holding Episode Monday, September 18th, 2017
We're taking a week off to enjoy a cheeky autumnal holiday In the meantime, fill your ears with some of the best clips that didn't quite make the final edits of some of our favourite show Feat Bec Hill, Tiernan Douieb, Lynn Ruth Miller, Jim Smallman and Sarah Bennetto Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde @bechillcomedian @tiernandouieb @lynnruthmiller @jimsmallman...
Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Best of the Worst of the Best, Podcast, Worst Foot Forward
Ep 37: John Henry Falle – World’s Worst Mythical Beast Monday, September 11th, 2017
Grab your net, trident and extra-thick gloves and join us on a monster hunt! Ben and Barry are joined by Edinburgh Comedy Award Nominee John Henry Falle aka The Storybeast as they delve deep into the cryptozoological annals of the past in search of the world's worst mythical beast This episode spans the globe, from grubby little Japanese goblins to the US Air Force, via Greek mythology's biggest jock and the seventh circle of hell Enjoy listening but be careful dear listener, for inside: Here Be Monsters Really, really shit monsters Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde...
Filed Under: Art & Literature, Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Podcast, Worst Foot Forward
Ep 36: Simon Feilder – World’s Worst Gadget Monday, September 4th, 2017
Go go gadget! X-Ray Spex on, hoverboards charged up and telescopic body-parts at full mast as we construct some of the world’s worst gadgets! Comedian, improviser and former Big Breakfast weatherman Simon Feilder is here to rummage through our garages and attics to find some of the most useless inventions ever Amidst our tinkering, we create vicious self-defence devices, unprotectable patents and Edwardian Spotify, with appearances from The Prodigal Son, fake leeches and - of course - the fidget spinner Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde...
Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Podcast, Science & Nature, Worst Foot Forward
Ep 35: Tom Crowley – World’s Worst Remake Monday, August 28th, 2017
What, this old guff again Yes but not as you know it, because Worst Foot Forward gets a reboot as we talk about the World’s Worst Remakes Writer, performer, producer and director Tom Crowley helps us trawl through the sludge and slush in the sewer of humanity’s knock-offs and rip-offs Barry - in a slightly feverish state - takes us sightseeing around terrible replicas of landmarks, Tom gives an in-depth analysis of a horror movie that undoes all the good work of its originator, and Ben trains both barrels on backstory-heavy computer games This episode features ‘bridge Viagra’, Owen Wilson accents, and a stupidly lengthy discussion on the sex appeal of Pac-Man Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde...
Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Podcast, TV & Film, Worst Foot Forward
Ep 34: Edd Kimber – World’s Worst Baker Monday, August 21st, 2017
Roll us out, cover us in flour and watch us rise, it’s a very tasty episode this week all about the World’s Worst Baker And who better than AN ACTUAL GREAT BRITISH BAKE-OFF WINNER to help us decide on the soggiest bottoms in history Yes, GBBO series 1 winner Edd Kimber aka The Boy Who Bakes is on hand to knead, prove and knock out as we discuss tacky wedding cakes, psychedelic bread, poisoning Nazis and the man who started the Great Fire of London but blamed anyone else he could find Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde...
Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Food & Drink, Podcast, Worst Foot Forward
Ep 33: Keir Shiels – World’s Worst Doctor Monday, August 14th, 2017
The doctor will see you now, but say ‘AAAAAAAHHHHH’ because he’s accompanied by two idiots Yes, actual real-life NHS registrar Doctor Keir Shiels is on call with Ben and Barry scrubbing up beside him as we discuss the World’s Worst Doctors There are quacks and charlatans, cure-alls and elixirs, and tales of blowjobs on prescription, why the Hippocratic Oath is mostly bollocks and why goat balls may be just what you need to spice up your love life Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde...
Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Podcast, Science & Nature, Worst Foot Forward
Ep 32: Tobi Wilson – World’s Worst TV Cartoon Sunday, August 6th, 2017
Well knock us down with a steamroller, drop an anvil on us and throw us off a cliff because this week we're getting very animated in the company of Tobi Wilson As a writer on the BAFTA-winning series 'The Amazing World of Gumball', Tobi talks us through some lesser lights of his chosen field as we peruse the World's Worst TV Cartoons We reminisce about the Golden Age of Animation when such shows as Animaniacs, Freakazoid andumStreet Sharks ruled the airwaves Along the way, there are cartoon real-life boxers, money-trapping cash-ins and a whole Bible-load of superheroes That's all folks! Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde...
Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Podcast, TV & Film, Worst Foot Forward
Ep 31: Sindhu Vee – World’s Worst Wife Monday, July 31st, 2017
This week we're joined by tremendous rising star of the comedy circuit Sindhu Vee Together we delve into the world of ancient history, hillbilly America, Hollywood and the deepest depths of the ocean to find the world's worst wife There are tales of record-breaking matrimony, cannibalism, 12 hours near-fatal sex sessions and skiing mishaps Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde...
Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, History & Politics, Podcast, Worst Foot Forward
