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Ep 73: Lydia Mizon – World’s Worst Quiz Contestant Monday, June 4th, 2018

A podcast featuring a champion of the BBC's hardest quiz talking to two idiots about the World's Worst Quiz Contestant Buzz! What is Worst Foot Forward's 73rd Episode Correct, and well done for putting your answer in the form of a question We have Lydia Mizon as our guest, captain of the Escapologists, the winners of series 13 of 'Only Connect' We interrogate loveable losers from shows as diverse as Mastermind, Pointless and The Weakest Link, we question the infamous Major Ingram and his Millionaire conspirators, and we ask just what exactly a multiple-murderer is doing on Bullseye Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde @LydiaMizon @podnose Donate to us via Patreon here https://wwwpatreoncom/WorstFootForward Worst Foot Forward is part of Podnose:...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Podcast, TV & Film, Worst Foot Forward

Ep 73: Lydia Mizon – World’s Worst Quiz Contestant

Ep 72: Camilla Whitehill – World’s Worst Tourist Attraction Sunday, May 27th, 2018

Pop on your camera, get in line and prepare your finest gawking faces as we show you around our episode about the worst tourist attractions in the world We're joined by playwright Camilla Whitehill to share stories of Japanese hemorrhoid shrines, islands full of snakes and dead bodies and the strange modern fetishisation of sugar-covered chocolate Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde @camillavalerie_ @podnose Donate to us via Patreon here wwwpatreoncom/WorstFootForward Worst Foot Forward is part of Podnose:...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Miscellaneous, Podcast, Worst Foot Forward

Ep 72: Camilla Whitehill – World’s Worst Tourist Attraction

Ep 71: Nat Tapley – World’s Worst Elected Head Of Government Monday, May 21st, 2018

Things are getting political at Worst Foot Forward as we all struggle to be Last Past The Post with our candidates for the World's Worst Elected Head of Government Our guest is comedian Nat Tapley whose comedic characters include the dreadful Conservative MP Sir Ian Bowler, so he'll know a thing or two about dodgy elections and questionable leadership Our worldwide tour takes us to far-flung Samoa, Turkmenistan and Switzerland We jump back in time to Ancient Athens and admire trinkets like presidential statues, albums and cars Oh, and there's an awful lot of Nixon Awful being the operative word Donate to us via Patreon here: wwwpatreoncom/WorstFootForward Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde @Natt Worst Foot Forward is part of Podnose:...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, History & Politics, Podcast, Worst Foot Forward

Ep 71: Nat Tapley – World’s Worst Elected Head Of Government

Ep 70: Glenn Moore – World’s Worst Newscaster Sunday, May 13th, 2018

It's Worst Foot Forward here, on the hour, every hour, whatever the hour, with an episode all about the worst newscasters of all time We're joined by the eminently qualified Glenn Moore - a brilliant comedian and also the voice of the news on XFM Together we hold our noses and explore the word moral depths of Fox News and someone who really belongs on there - Nancy Grace We also find out more about the Moira Stewart of North Korea, the history of Town Criers and absolutely one of the funniest on-air gaffes in the history of newscasting Donate to us via Patreon here: wwwpatreoncom/WorstFootForward Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde @TheNewsAtGlenn @podnose Worst Foot Forward is part of Podnose:...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Podcast, TV & Film, Worst Foot Forward

Ep 70: Glenn Moore – World’s Worst Newscaster

Ep 69: Jonny Singer – World’s Worst Sporting Rule Monday, May 7th, 2018

We're all offside and committing fouls after a false-start to Worst Foot Forward this week, throwing every bit of dissent we possibly can at the umpires as they outline the World's Worst Sporting Rules With us we have Jonny Singer who, as an employee of the Marylebone Cricket Club or MCC, is one of the arbiters of the laws of cricket He comes to us with plenty of full on mid-off silliness about lost balls Barry talks about the Grand National that never was and when football would never end And Ben has a complicated story involving goals in extra-time counting double and teams trying to score deliberate own-goals Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde @Jonny_Singer @podnose Worst Foot Forward is part of Podnose:...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Podcast, Sport, Worst Foot Forward

Ep 69: Jonny Singer – World’s Worst Sporting Rule

Ep 68: Gabriel Ebulue – World’s Worst Music Video Sunday, April 29th, 2018

Video may not have killed the radio star, but it's certainly responsible for some incredibly poor creative choices since MTV was launched back in 1981 We're joined by comedian and host of the tremendous 3 Track Podcast Gabriel Ebulue as we trawl through the horrorshows of wannabe somebodies and waywards superstars adding images to their music Along the way we uncover the story of Michael Jackson's ill-fated attempt to be a director, a Star Trek-Lord of the Rings mash-up, some grim cultural appropriation and even grimmer and balls out creepy behaviour from Serge Gainsbourg Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde @gabrielebulue @3TRACKPODCAST @podnose Worst Foot Forward is part of Podnose:...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Music, Podcast, Worst Foot Forward

Ep 68: Gabriel Ebulue – World’s Worst Music Video

Ep 67: Daniel Bye – World’s Worst Political Theatre Monday, April 23rd, 2018

This week we're endeavouring to look Very Serious Indeed as we grapple with thorny topic of political theatre We're joined by director, actor and theatre-maker Daniel Bye who gets stuck into an episode packed full of history, literature, one-upmanship, shouting at people in crates, Elizabethan coups and an awful lot of codfish and rhubarb spoken about Shakespeare Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde @danielbye @podnose Worst Foot Forward is part of Podnose:...


Filed Under: Art & Literature, Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Podcast, Worst Foot Forward

Ep 67: Daniel Bye – World’s Worst Political Theatre

Ep 66: Jamey Stegmaier – World’s Worst Game Monday, April 16th, 2018

It’s all fun and games this week on Worst Foot Forward as Ben and Barry welcome Jamey Stegmaier to talk about the World’s Worst Game Jamey is the founder of Stonemaier Games (https://wwwstonemaiergamescom) and in the last decade he has created some of the highest-rated board games in the world such as Scythe and Viticulture We cast our eyes on a few board games including a plethora of Monopolies, a few drinking games including one which enraged a pope, and a few sexy games whose players range from modern American college kids to repressed Edwardian gentlefolk Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde @jameystegmaier @podnose Worst Foot Forward is part of Podnose:...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Hobbies & Games, Podcast, Worst Foot Forward

Ep 66: Jamey Stegmaier – World’s Worst Game

Ep 65: A Gay and A Nongay – World’s Worst Friendship Monday, April 9th, 2018

This week we're joined by podcast royalty and bosom buddies James Barr and Dan Hudson, aka A Gay and a Nongay to discuss what happens when friendship turns sour As ever, we gallop through the history books to uncover the reality behind royal whipping boys, a strangled Moorish poet, a million ways to stab your brother in the back and what happens when you get to over-familiar with bears (Massive clue: you get eaten and have a documentary made about you by a brilliant, yet creepy German guy) Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde @gaynongay @imjamesbarr @danhudson @podnose Worst Foot Forward is part of Podnose:...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, History & Politics, Podcast, Worst Foot Forward

Ep 65: A Gay and A Nongay – World’s Worst Friendship

Ep 64: Tulip Siddiq MP – World’s Worst Fashion Accessory Sunday, April 1st, 2018

Handbags and glad-rags time, as Ben and Barry record an episode in the Houses of Parliament in London, no less! And joining them is a dedicated follower of fashion and Labour Party Member of Parliament for Hampstead and Kilburn, Tulip Siddiq Taking time from her busy schedule, Tulip's love of style is on full display as she confesses to past - and present fashion faux pas Meanwhile Barry tries to insert a dog into a muff and Ben does his utmost to gross everyone out with invasive jewellery and lizards Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde @TulipSiddiq @podnose Worst Foot Forward is part of Podnose:...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Miscellaneous, Podcast, Worst Foot Forward

Ep 64: Tulip Siddiq MP – World’s Worst Fashion Accessory

Ep 63: Jon Dryden Taylor – World’s Worst Opening Ceremony Sunday, March 25th, 2018

Tan-tan-tara-tara splutter splutter cough… This episode reaches you with a dribbly fanfare, a shambling parade and a few dubious musical acts, like all the very Worst Opening Ceremonies Yep, this week we’re talking to actor and writer Jon Dryden Taylor about those very arcane mixed-bags which have preceded great events We visit Hollywood in the dark days of the late 80s, Olympics and World Cups rife with scuffed penalties and roasted doves, and learn why the Magic Kingdom was a lawless wasteland on its opening day Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde @JonDryTay @podnose Worst Foot Forward is part of Podnose:...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Miscellaneous, Podcast, Worst Foot Forward

Ep 63: Jon Dryden Taylor – World’s Worst Opening Ceremony

Ep 62: Tez Ilyas – World’s Worst Centre Back Monday, March 19th, 2018

It's back to one of our favourite Sunday afternoon pub conversations this week as we go searching for more terrible footballers for our all-time worst XI This week, we fill the centre-back spot and there are a rogues gallery of misfits, cheats and actual criminals all jostling, badly, for the spot Our guest is football fan, Blackburn Rovers fanatic and tremendous stand-up comic Tez Ilyas We discover the story of the farcical Combination League - a precursor to the Football League in the 1880s which lasted less than a season, how and why the Madagascan champions lost 149-0 and who exactly was a "bastard's bastard" during the 1970s Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde @tezilyas @podnose Worst Foot Forward is part of Podnose:...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Podcast, Sport, Worst Foot Forward

Ep 62: Tez Ilyas – World’s Worst Centre Back

Ep 61: Stevyn Colgan – World’s Worst Policeman Monday, March 12th, 2018

Hullo hullo hullowhat have we got here then Why officer, it's an episode all about the worst coppers of all time We invited on QI elf, novelist, lateral thinker and ex-policeman with over 30 years service Stevyn Colgan to join us in settling the subject As you'd expect, there's plenty of disreputable plods and dastardly inside jobs including brothels, speed cameras, three-card tricks, cross-dressing, lollipops and a very enthusiastic revolutionary Have a listen and we're sure you'll agree it's a fair cop Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde @stevyncolgan @podnose Worst Foot Forward is part of Podnose:...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, History & Politics, Podcast, Worst Foot Forward

Ep 61: Stevyn Colgan – World’s Worst Policeman

Ep 60: Spring Day – World’s Worst Family Tradition Monday, March 5th, 2018

We’ve a spring in our steps and a Spring in the studio this week as Brooklyn’s sharpest wit Spring Day is with us to talk about the World’s Worst Family Traditions We mine the murky world of Reddit and our very own listeners for pranks and Stacks, we shove vicious insects into various items of clothing and we put so many babies in peril So many babies… Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde @springdaycomedy @podnose Worst Foot Forward is part of Podnose:...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, History & Politics, Podcast, Worst Foot Forward

Ep 60: Spring Day – World’s Worst Family Tradition

Ep 59: Helen Arney – World’s Worst Element Monday, February 26th, 2018

It's time to get out our Bunsen Burners and boil everything down to its most basic constituent parts: if we can work out what the worst element in the world is, perhaps we can uncover the secrets behind all heroic failure Joining us this week is breathtakingly smart and multi-talented chanteuse of the science world Helen Arney Part of the Festival of the Spoken Nerd, Helen has appeared on TV and Radio as both a science communicator, madcap experimenter and dab hand with the ukulele Together we navigate through the tricky quarries full of Kryptonite (all 22 varieties), sinister red mercury, dull old Boron and the phoenix-like astatine Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde @helenarney...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Podcast, Science & Nature, Worst Foot Forward

Ep 59: Helen Arney – World’s Worst Element